Someone Quits the Podcast. So? We then read text messages. K. lol. Someone forgets how birthdays work. K. A new Band called Beertop and Lapcan feature their first hit. We talk about tattoo were gonna get if cheese gets super lucky. lol. So? And then we learn what cockholding is, and we chat about calling sexlines. K. K. Odious tries to revamp his new segment, and someone eats a candle accidentally. lol. So? Oh and someone gets Diplimatic Immunity. Did we mention someone actually quits the show? K.
We talk about ants for some reason, then odious teaches us about Venom before he admits that this is the only dimension he hasn’t killed Bumble in. Until we learn the definition of Gang-banga-the-face, and Jitters decides he wants to steal both our styles combined as a crossbreed. Thanks Jitters girlfriend for buying him that sweet shirt!!! You can fear the Carebear Stare. And we never quite get a catchphrase from our idiot co-host.
Music: “Pussy Gang” by Grâce et Volupté
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Odious adds yet more words to his DICKtionary right off the bat as we take you more backstage and behind the pod and then talk beer. Then we talk about our hopes for a future game as we try out a new segment called Suicide Corner… only to find out Odious’s goal of a Gay Catchphrase for himself. That, or something called 3 minutes in the pharmacy. And someone unzips someone else’s zipper…. kinda sexy eh?,
We ponder what has become of Odi, then talk a bit of Pokemon/Digimon as we recap our tattoo ideas. Bumble apparently text about Coke Dick while Jitters waits a really long time for coffee as we hear the story of Pauelo Rivera, and yet more Pokemon porn arrives on the show? Then our curdled friend shows up for a few minutes as we make him late for work until the magical word Pie is muttered. And Bumble tries to describe what his updated outfit looks like to Jitters… I deeply apologize Batman and Iron Man…
Music: “The Girl From The Coffeeshop” by Lazlo Supreme
Woah? What podcast are you listening to because within minutes we talk about Spider-man and Doctor Octavious. Odious tries giving himself new nicknames and tries to expand Bumble’s wallet because he thinks its funny. Then we gets upset that we keep calling him out for texting and distracting us. He tries denying his disgusting chewing habits and Bumble talks future plans including rap songs and the standup show. And the show just sorta slowly ends… sorry, we were all super tired and overworked. But we do give you time to use your imagination as ties are bound.
We break right into conversation as we discover Odious has a dream. And we start planning to make that dream a reality. Then he admits that he wants to just stare at one guy…. maybe it could be you? And then per his request he wants us to break odd porn films. And we kindly let him test out a little of his comedy act on the show. Then Odious brings up how he won a fight against us ONE freaking time… but remember, in his mind now he has beaten us in every battle… cause he loves his ego and thinking he is the greatest fighter there is. And then we list off what we think his tour would be called.
Odious explains Hoes before Bros. We talk about shitty customers when working food joints, the power of the 3-D and we add more details to our Aztek Mission. The guys open up gifts from Bumble and it sparks many questions…. like what the fuck is a DivaCup? And does Odious use it to beat off with? Or does he give it to his lady for Christmas? Then we briefly explain why dudes what to find out if gay dudes think they are attractive, and we explain the risk/reward of choosing your dick getting sucked on or having it chopped off.
In our very somber holiday special we talk about whatever the fuck Waterpets are. Odious tries to convince us that he has build a 4 story tall tree house by himself; and we doubt him completly because the poor kid can hardly staple paper together. So we challenged him… and apparently if we get enough wood he is going to build us one. Then he brings up the worst christmas thing one can say around the holidays… sorry guys, but we try and lighten the mood. And we then wrap up the show with 35 odd christmas rituals… while somebody makes terrible terrible “jokes” about other countries.
We analyse Beenies and homelessness and remember to stay Slow in the Snow. Then we ask for a 3 man (or woman) Camera Crew to assist us with a project, Odious critiques Bumbles outfit and we talk about how genius it is to give 20% and still get paid the same! Someone tries to start anew term called Swifting. We have lots of ideas for a upcoming youtube segment… and we hope to find a Hermaphrodite to test a ongoing question for us.